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× loupgarou, "louis" // original ×
× season: spring ×
× username: goated ×
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un: abnormalitylover, voice, nsfw talk immediately

[abnormalizes]

So how bad are the hallucinations caused by your body fluids usually? Asking for future making out and/or sucking dick reasons.

GOD i love her

[splittingheadache]

[Give him a moment, he's gotta double take at this. Maybe triple take.]

Ah... this depends on your definition of "bad". And which, er, "fluid" you're.. ingesting.
Blood is the strongest. ... Saliva, being filtered blood, would be second strongest.
The rest, I'm unsure - it's not as though I go putting myself in my mouth or anything.

[because the idea that someone else may have tested this for him does not occur to him at all,]

thank god you do

[abnormalizes]

Well, obviously someone should compare! For science and all.

well of course!!!

[splittingheadache]

...

You're serious? With me?

[abnormalizes]

It would be a really mean joke otherwise? Yes, I’m serious. -Not primarily because of the hallucinogenic reason either, although that is a potential bonus.

[splittingheadache]

- Good, as that was my next question.
Alright, further questions, then; you find me that attractive?

I was under the assumption I was something more of a passing interest...

[abnormalizes]

The horns are hot! Don’t worry, I’m not expecting the goat form to happen in bed.

I could come over right now, if you don’t believe me.

[splittingheadache]

The goat form can happen, if you prefer it. It's not as though I'm incapable of using it - I can take it whenever I wish.

[Said, of course, with increasing interest in the whole idea.]

[abnormalizes]

Oh! Even better! I thought it just happened when you used your weapon, but on demand is great, I’m down for that.

[splittingheadache]

Well -
It still relies on me summoning Daydream... but I can simply put it to the side.
Will that be an issue?

[abnormalizes]

No, I think it’ll be fine. I’ll have my own weapon in my purse in pretty easy reach anyway, so I’m not particularly worried.

[splittingheadache]

... Are you assuming there's a chance I will attack you during?

[abnormalizes]

Well. Yes, but I assume that with everyone I don’t know well? It’s not personal.

[splittingheadache]

...

I will attempt not to take it personally.

[He's taking it 100% personally.]

You ought to be a bit pickier with your partners, though, if this is a common worry for you. Such a thing could very easily take a toll on your wellbeing - and, unfortunately for you, I'm invested in that now.

[abnormalizes]

It’s not really a partner thing. I could also be attacked by strangers just walking down the street at home, which has happened. Having some form of protection in easy reach any time you leave your house is pretty normal in the City.

[splittingheadache]

Ah, so it's paranoia, I see. Well - if it makes you feel any better, I've yet to be frisked, mugged, jumped, or otherwise despite sleeping outdoors.
Most would at least pickpocket me by now, but not even that has occurred yet.

...

Yet.

[abnormalizes]

The people here are generally nice with a few exceptions. I know the paranoia isn’t warranted here, but it’s kept me alive this long and it’s pretty well ingrained.

[splittingheadache]

Well, un-ingrain it; your mental health will suffer if you continue to live in fear of those around you in a world where you, yourself, concede that the people are nice.

You can remain armed, but that state of mind is an unhealthy one.

[... says mr. high all the time.]

[abnormalizes]

It’s something I’m already working on and making progress on. I don’t insist on wearing outfits with supernatural protection all the time anymore. It’s not going to be 100% fixed overnight and I don’t need you to tell me it’s not healthy.

Also, a bed would be more convenient if I’m going to fuck you. Just saying.

[splittingheadache]

I will needle you later, then.

And I have a bed. It is a bed of moss and it's very comfortable.

[abnormalizes]

A little more support would be nice. I'm concerned I'm going to break your hips, mostly.

[splittingheadache]

[... Squinting at her -]

Why are you concerned about breaking my hips?
Are we automatically assuming I'll bottom?

['Cause, like, he will. But the assumption.]

[abnormalizes]

Well, I mean, I'm a switch! But generally when I bottom, I like to be railed within an inch of my life. Can you do that?

[splittingheadache]

...

No.

[But he WANTS to. :(]

[abnormalizes]

[That's what she thought.]

It'll be more satisfying for both of us if I ride you, I promise.